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Sunday, 12-16-07

2007-12-16T12:20:00Z

If I project an air of absolute complete and total confidence, I will convince others to have confidence in me, maybe.

Saturday, 12-15-07

2007-12-15T12:20:00Z

Friday, 12-14-07

2007-12-14T12:20:00Z

RANDOM RERUN!

Thursday, 12-13-07

2007-12-13T12:20:00Z

Cold weather on the Texas gulf coast helps Harold remember a relative: LISTEN NOW

Wednesday, 12-12-07

2007-12-12T12:20:00Z

Tuesday, 12-11-07

2007-12-11T12:20:00Z

2002 - Some man tells President Bush Jr. something important about the War on Terrors, but he doesn’t specifically tell him that it’s something he needs to pay attention to in case people want to ask his people about it in a couple of years, so he just says, “Go ask Cheney.”

Monday, 12-10-07

2007-12-10T12:20:00Z

Sunday, 12-9-07

2007-12-09T12:20:00Z

In a survey of female porn stars, a majority said that while they are performing with their strapping male counterparts in front of the cameras, fantasizing about being with pudgy, out-of-shape guys helps them convincingly portray being driven to the heights of ecstasy?

Saturday, 12-8-07

2007-12-08T12:20:00Z

Dumb Judge sentences a lady who complained about a neighbor kid’s vandalism to wash the kid’s feet; when a man charges that his business partner defrauded him, Dumb Judge asks the man if he has pictures of naked ladies as evidence; during oral arguments in a dispute between friends, Dumb Judge accidentally staples his eyelid shut.

Friday, 12-7-07

2007-12-07T12:20:00Z

Here is a very special encore presentation of Wilmet, Wilmet and Phunt’s famous “Town Called Anyplace” bit - Enjoy!

Thursday, 12-6-08

2007-12-06T12:20:00Z

In which Harold waxes seasonal ‘pon a lovely holiday gift option: LISTEN NOW

Wednesday, 12-5-07

2007-12-05T12:20:00Z

1757 - Early American inventor Jebediah Chote unveils an apple coring machine with a patented safety feature that prevents it from severing more than one finger at a time.

Tuesday, 12-4-07

2007-12-04T12:20:00Z

There’s no limit to the things I can get done if I simply apply myself to hiring the right people to do them for me.

Monday, 12-3-07

2007-12-03T12:20:00Z

Clem: Yew ready fer Christmas, cuz?

Lem: Yup!

Clem: Oh, rilly? Whut yew done to prepare?

Lem: Booked a night in a manger.

Clem: In a manger?

Lem: Yup. Sally Jo wantered to go to a birfin’ cinter, but Ah said no way! Whut’s good enough for Jesus’s momma is good enough for her.

Clem: Whut if Sally Jo don’t have the baby by Christmas naht?

Lem: Then we’ll jest go back to the shed behind Aunt Larry’s.

Clem: It’s kinder manger-y anyway.

Lem: Hadn’t thought-a that. Yore right!

Clem: Mmm hmm.

Lem: Wonder if Ah kin git my manger deposit back.

Sunday, 12-2-07

2007-12-02T12:20:00Z

The man had complained about discomfort behind his rib cage. His primary care physician referred him to a surgeon who recommended exploratory surgery. It was during that prodcedure that the man’s healthy left lung was removed.
“It was definitely an unfortunate outcome,” said Burl Medford, a spokesman for Bezoar County Hospital. “The doctors tell me you never know what you’re going to find in there, and this time they were just fooled.”
In light of the gaffe, Medford said the hospital would consider removing all of the unneccessary charges from the man’s bill.
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