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Sunday, 12-16-07

If I project an air of absolute complete and total confidence, I will convince others to have confidence in me, maybe. 

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Tuesday, 12-4-07

There’s no limit to the things I can get done if I simply apply myself to hiring the right people to do them for me.

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Monday, 11-26-07

Sure, I’m only supposed to be president for another year, but I’m thinking, if my friend Pervez can get away with suspending the Constitution…

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Monday, 11-19-07

If I stop eating solid food now and start keeping my stomach distended with gallons of water, I should be ready for that third piece of pie for Thanksgiving dessert. 

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Tuesday, 11-6-07

I can’t let my fear of failure prevent me from achieving new levels of suckiness. 

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Tuesday, 10-30-07

Compared to the prospect of undergoing a root canal without anesthetic, answering customer support calls for another eight hours today doesn’t seem so bad. 

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Tuesday, 10-23-07

On the plus side, there are a lot more people who are apathetic about me than there are people who hate me. 

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