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Sunday, 12-9-07

In a survey of female porn stars, a majority said that while they are performing with their strapping male counterparts in front of the cameras, fantasizing about being with pudgy, out-of-shape guys helps them convincingly portray being driven to the heights of ecstasy?

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Saturday, 11-3-07

Analysis of ectoplasm collected from a chair recently used by Vice President Dick Cheney proves that he is a space vampire from the planet Gamma Globulon?

6

Monday, 10-1-07

... ordinary table salt, heated to 1000 degrees and flung in the eyes, makes an effective greeting inhibitor? 

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Monday, 8-27-07

... given the current political climate, analysts speculate Michael Vick might have had an easier time of it had he instead funded an illegal immigrant baby fighting ring? 

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Saturday, 8-18-07

... the family of the famous General Tso is fighting to counter his reputation for cowardice?

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Monday, 8-6-07

... pouring chocolate milk over cereal is symptomatic of the decline of Western civilization?

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Saturday, 7-28-07

The President’s doctors refused to confirm that his recent colonoscopy revealed a growth on his rectal wall that some claimed formed the words “Property of Dick Cheney?”

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