Monday, 10-22-07
9pm: That Old Time Relentless Soliciting for Money Hour - Television evangelists Dr. Robard and Marthippia Justings preside over a fast-paced hour of asking, cajoling, guilt-tripping, whining and begging for money. Guests include Erik Estrada, Carmen Electra and Paul Wolfowitz.
Tuesday, 10-16-07
9pm: America’s Gassiest Teen - Live from the Windy City, former ‘N Sync member Joey Fatone hosts this 8-week competition to find the boy or girl blessed with the most flatus.
Monday, 10-8-07
9pm: Ken Burns’s The Week - In Episode 13, “Monday Afternoon from 2pm to around 4:30pm,” interview subjects, including a quaint, marble-mouthed southerner and an impossibly eloquent file clerk, recount the harrowing events they experienced during one of the most boring afternoons in the epic five day struggle to reach the weekend.
Tuesday, 9-18-07
9pm: Hi, Kevin! - In this fresh, original sitcom, Kevin Federline, Britney Spears’s ex-husband, plays a psychologist surrounded by a cast of zanies. In this, the premiere episode, Kevin’s neighbor, Howard, an airline navigator, stops by to offer his wacky wisdom; Carol, his receptionist, fends off the wisecracks of Jerry, the dentist in the neighboring suite; and Kevin’s wife, Emily, asks his opinion about her latest redecorating fiasco in their downtown Chicago condo.
Saturday, 9-15-07
9pm - Real Life Drive-thru Mishaps: Hilarious scenes taken from restaurant franchise security cams capture customers spilling large beverages in car interiors, receiving burgers with onions that were ordered without, and driving off without taking their change. The Dalai Lama hosts.
Sunday, ,9-9-07
9pm: The Old-Time Produce Talent Hour - Host Danny Bonaduce presents a piccolo-playing summer squash, a beefsteak tomato performing a dance sequence from Chicago!, a bushel of snap peas performing Ave Maria and an ear of corn performing a dramatic reading of Thomas Jefferson’s diaries.
Sunday, 8-26-07
9PM: Love that Murtaugh! - Carol finds Murtaugh unconscious after a hygiene mishap; from his hospital bed, Murtaugh directs the investigation behind the kidnapping of a magnet magnate; at his welcome-home party, Murtaugh proposes to Carol; on the way to the station, the nice policeman explains to Murtaugh that what he proposed to Carol is illegal in most states, the District of Columbia and Guam.
