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Monday, 8-13-08

7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong can be a real douchebag sometimes.

It’s news to us, thanks to a Thot4ThDay reader and sometime Armstrong confidante with the initials Q.S., of Monroe Blvd. in Chauncy, NM, who wishes to remain anonymous.

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Monday, 7-30-07

Incredibly, fiber’s potential as a performance-enhancing drug has not been exploited by short-distance sprinters.

Thanks to Marcia Markoff, of Winestain, IA, for that item. 

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Sunday, 7-8-07

With the right access plan, you can use Apple’s new iPhone device to communicate with dead relatives.

Thanks to Maggie P. of Reindoe, ME for letting us know. 

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Monday, 6-18-07

Former presidential counsel Harriet Miers consistently received above-average job evaluations, despite having been clinically brain-dead for the last three years of her tenure.

Thanks to Colin P. of Bethesda, MD. for the tip. 

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Monday, 5-21-07

In 23 years, the pet cats of the Engstrom family, of Poledance, FL, have never vomited on anything of monetary or sentimental value.

Thanks to Josh Engstrom for sending that unbelievable item in. 

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Saturday, 5-12-07

Rank Plover III, the wealthy heir to an arsenic mining fortune, cannot remember ever feeling curiosity about ”how the other half lives.”

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Saturday, 5-5-07

In spite of her good grades and all-around popularity, teen cutie Angela Hulford hasn’t an ounce of sass in her. 

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