Sunday, 12-9-07

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In a survey of female porn stars, a majority said that while they are performing with their strapping male counterparts in front of the cameras, fantasizing about being with pudgy, out-of-shape guys helps them convincingly portray being driven to the heights of ecstasy?

Saturday, 12-8-07

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9PM: Dumb Judge Court <br /> Dumb Judge sentences a lady who complained about a neighbor kid’s vandalism to wash the kid’s feet; when a man charges that his business partner defrauded him, Dumb Judge asks the man if he has pictures of naked ladies as evidence; during oral arguments in a dispute between friends, Dumb Judge accidentally staples his eyelid shut. <br /> </p> <div> <p style= Share-the-Thot • (0) Trackbacks • Permalink

Friday, 12-7-07

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Here is a very special encore presentation of Wilmet, Wilmet and Phunt’s famous “Town Called Anyplace” bit - Enjoy!

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Thursday, 12-6-08

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In which Harold waxes seasonal ‘pon a lovely holiday gift option: LISTEN NOW

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Wednesday, 12-5-07

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1757 - Early American inventor Jebediah Chote unveils an apple coring machine with a patented safety feature that prevents it from severing more than one finger at a time. 

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Tuesday, 12-4-07

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There’s no limit to the things I can get done if I simply apply myself to hiring the right people to do them for me.

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Monday, 12-3-07

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Clem: Yew ready fer Christmas, cuz?

Lem: Yup!

Clem: Oh, rilly? Whut yew done to prepare?

Lem: Booked a night in a manger.

Clem: In a manger?

Lem: Yup. Sally Jo wantered to go to a birfin’ cinter, but Ah said no way! Whut’s good enough for Jesus’s momma is good enough for her.

Clem: Whut if Sally Jo don’t have the baby by Christmas naht?

Lem: Then we’ll jest go back to the shed behind Aunt Larry’s.

Clem: It’s kinder manger-y anyway.

Lem: Hadn’t thought-a that. Yore right!

Clem: Mmm hmm.

Lem: Wonder if Ah kin git my manger deposit back.

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