Sunday, 12-2-07

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BEZOAR, IA – Doctors here mistakenly removed a man’s lung believing it to be a three-pound cyst. <br /> The man had complained about discomfort behind his rib cage. His primary care physician referred him to a surgeon who recommended exploratory surgery. It was during that prodcedure that the man’s healthy left lung was removed. <br /> “It was definitely an unfortunate outcome,” said Burl Medford, a spokesman for Bezoar County Hospital. “The doctors tell me you never know what you’re going to find in there, and this time they were just fooled.” <br /> In light of the gaffe, Medford said the hospital would consider removing all of the unneccessary charges from the man’s bill. <br />

Saturday, 12-1-07

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Likelihood Your Child Actually Will <br /> End up a No-Goodnik by Hanging Around with that Perkins Kid <br />

Friday, 11-30-07

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Here it is, Wilmet, Wilmet and Phunt’s famous “Town Called Anyplace” bit - Enjoy!

Thursday, 11-29-07

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In which Harold shares one of his favorite shrimp memories: LISTEN NOW

Wednesday, 11-28-07

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The mileage between your point of departure to your location where you realize you forgot something there is known as the Flautter Distance, after Marcie Flautter, who was slightly over one third of the way home from her parents’ place in Florida when she called from a payphone requesting that they just mail the twins home C.O.D.

Tuesday, 11-27-07

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9PM: Paintball Tactics and Strategy with Gen. Beebo <br /> This week, Beebo discusses the aesthetic challenges of laying down suppressing fire with contrasting colors and interviews various squad commanders about bathroom break protocol. <br />

Monday, 11-26-07

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Sure, I’m only supposed to be president for another year, but I’m thinking, if my friend Pervez can get away with suspending the Constitution…

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