Thot4ThDay 10-25-06

Make Mine Nine

The number nine gives great backstory. It is believed nine was discovered accidentally by the ancient Phoenicians, who were looking for a secluded place to relieve themselves. If six were nine, it’d live in a nicer part of town. Nine is learning to quilt. Here are some other factettes about nine:

Nine learned to dance before it could walk

Three threes, a three and a six, a two and a seven, a deuce of 4.5s - aw, hell yeah!

Nine’s fraternal twin brother, born with an immune deficiency, is a “bubble boy”

Nine is vehemently opposed to the decimal system

Smear a piece of thinly sliced ham with a thin layer of cream cheese; top that with dijon or other spicy mustard; wrap it around a spear of tender asparagus - you’ve just made nine’s favorite appetizer

Nine is not afraid of ALL clowns, just most of them