Thot4ThDay 10-7-06

Clem: Say, ol’ son. Whyzit yew whar that ‘Murrican flayug peen on yore chess, so?

Lem: Cuz Ah is a prod Amurrican.

Clem: Shore nuff, but she seems to me yew orta peen ‘er to yore shirt an’ not jest nestle ‘er up thar in yore chess har.

Lem: Yore opinion is done been notered, cuz.

Clem: Wail, thass ol Ah kin ax, Ah giss.