Thot4ThDay 11-22-06

And Then There Was 3

Although most people only know the public 3 - you know, the one that confidently asserts itself as a divisor of any number whose numerals add up to 3 - in private, 3 is not at all sure if that’s a good thing or not. Bet you don’t know these info-bits about 3 either:

If you see 3 and 8 together, do NOT mention the resemblance, even though 3 will act like it doesn’t bother him and 8 will claim she’s never been bothered by survivor’s guilt.

3 hates that superscripted “rd” in its ordinal indicator and would much rather people just spell out the “thi” and leave 3 out of it altogether.

If you wire two 1.5 volt D-cell batteries together in parallel, you’ll have an output voltage of 1.5 volts, so why even bother?

If you shampoo again and again, by implication you will have shampooed 3 times.