Thot4ThDay 12-19-06

Clem: Whut in hail is all that stuff?

Lem: Ah jest finished all mah Christmas shoppin’ an’ Ah ony had to go to one place! Smort, huh?

Clem: Whew! Open a winda! Where in hail did yew shop?

Lem: ManureWorld!

Clem: Oh, lord.

Lem: Yew got any shoppin’ lef’ to do?

Clem: Maybe. Whah?

Lem: They gotter deal, “Brang in yore cuzzin, git 5% off’n yore next sack.”

Clem: Wail, I still gotter get sump’n for Maw Maw.

Lem: There yew go!