Thot4ThDay 8-29-06

Clem: Lem, does yew know the one about the three-leg dawg what walks into a bor?
Lem: Nossir!
Clem: Three-leg dawg walks into a bor.
Lem: Raht! Ah don’t know ‘er.
Clem: Dawg says to the bortinder, Ah’m lookin’ for the man what shot mah paw.
Lem: Mmm hmmm. OK.
Clem: OK, whut?
Lem: OK, if’n yew say so. Ah’m ready.
Clem: Ready for eggzackly whut?
Lem: To hear about yer fren’s three-leg dawg, or whutever.
Clem: He ain’t mah fren’s dawg ‘n’ Ah done jus’ tole yew about ‘im.
Lem: Whut, yore fren don’ want ‘im no more?
Clem: That ain’t whut Ah said.
Lem: Is it cuzza he only got three legs?
Clem: (fuming)
Lem: Cuz Ah know a gal’d take ‘im.