Thot4ThDay 9-6-06

Thimmerman’s Thirty-Seven

Performing all of his research in the library of the State Hospital for the Incorrigibly Delusional, where he is a longtime resident, Paul “Tooth Eyes” Thimmerman has compiled a list of significant instances where the number 37 occurs, including the following:

*37 is the number of flaming comets that spell out “We Love You Paulie” in the night sky
*During his last State of the Union address, President Bush Jr. used pairs of words that began with the letters “p” and “t” ("preening terrorists”, “philatelist traitors”, “Paul Thimmerman”, “peace teasers”, etc.) thirty-seven times
*Carving 37 in roman numerals into the flesh of your enemies will put a halt to their repeatedly creeping into your room at night and hollowing out your bones
*The thirty-two teeth in his mouth and the five lodged behind his eyes gives Paul Thimmerman thirty-seven teeth