Thursday, 6-14-07

Sirs,

How might one’s staff best go about procuring such a publication on a regular basis whilst avoiding the general population?

With Deepest Appreciation,

BPQ

Fair swain:

Be apprised that this periodical is available at some of the more discriminating haberdashers. Simply approach the attendant and ask, “Have you a Fussy Gentleman?” Said minion will fetch it for you forthwith.

Yours, etc., etc.,

Supercontroller, Esq.

Fine Sir,

As a lad, I subscribed to the Nancy Boy Quarterly Review. In a burst of dubious and youthful exhuberance, I paid a premium and was provided with a lifetime subscription. Unfortunately, the articles found therein offer little to the aged gentleman that I find I am today. Alternately, Fussy Gentleman seems to offer just the stuff! Are you aware as to whether Fussy Gentleman might have a reciprocal arrangement with the Nancy Boy Quarterly Review? If so, do tell.

HUZAH!

Tobias

Goodly Surrah,

One shudders to think what form of currency with which the premium was paid. Heavens!

Our horror notwithstanding, we know of no such “arrangement.”

Yr hmbl srvnt,

SC, Esq., etc., etc.