Thursday, 6-21-07

Fine Sir,

‘Tis rather amusing that in transfer of my subscription of Nancy Boy Quarterly Review to the fine publihers of Fussy Gentleman, that I would inadvertantly receive yet a THIRD subscription to your featured magazine “Neatfreak Monthly”! All three publications are now arriving along with recent back issues. I now suspect that the publishers may be cahoots! Ironically, new clutter builds as the magazines pile up in my east wing garden foyer, and my third assistant butler’s boy is unable to make room in the upper library annex! Post-haste, what is one to do?

Tobias

Mr. Glourey:

Clearly, one’s only course of action in such a situation would be to remit all subscription fees in arrears in all haste.

Yours most etc.,

Mr. Supercontroller