Wednesday 6-27-07

DEAFEAR, WI—Doctors here have successfully detached the non-siamese twins who were mistakenly attached during a dual circumcision mishap last week.

“The Murtaugh twins, Caleb and Alex, are doing well and are expected to make a full recovery,” said Claire DeMontrond, a spokesperson for Deafear Mission of Mercy Hospital. DeMontrond declined to answer questions, leaving the circumstances around the accidental attachment a mystery. “Here at Deafear Mission of Mercy, we’re moving on,” she said.

The parents of Caleb and Alex seemed thrilled to have two separate sons again. “They said there wouldn’t be no scarring,” father Greg Murtaugh told Filler’s. “That’s what worried me most, because, you know, it won’t be too many years before they have gym class.”

Mr. Super Controller,

Thai twins, or in this case “non-Thai twins” is the politically correct term. Thot4thday may not concern itself with being politically correct, but you should at least be made aware.

sawatdee,

S.J. Do

Dear Mr. Controller,

I think this may have also happened to my husband, Ron, who had a similarly botched circumcision in Pecos TX in the mid sixties.

Do you know the name of the Rabbi who performed the bris?  I’d like to give him a piece of my mind over that piece of extra/missing (depends on how you view it) piece of flesh.

Best and warmest regards, comrade.

xo
L

Forgive my late replies to these. I’ll address them in the order received.

SJD: Thot4ThDay always has and always will be particularly sensitive to the feelings of congenitally attached humans. Thank you for correcting us.

beez: I know your husband, madame, I’ve dressed out in P.E. with your husband, madame, and all I can say is if you need more than what’s already there, well, you are a very greedy woman, indeed.