Monday, 12-3-07

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Clem: Yew ready fer Christmas, cuz?

Lem: Yup!

Clem: Oh, rilly? Whut yew done to prepare?

Lem: Booked a night in a manger.

Clem: In a manger?

Lem: Yup. Sally Jo wantered to go to a birfin’ cinter, but Ah said no way! Whut’s good enough for Jesus’s momma is good enough for her.

Clem: Whut if Sally Jo don’t have the baby by Christmas naht?

Lem: Then we’ll jest go back to the shed behind Aunt Larry’s.

Clem: It’s kinder manger-y anyway.

Lem: Hadn’t thought-a that. Yore right!

Clem: Mmm hmm.

Lem: Wonder if Ah kin git my manger deposit back.

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