Monday, 12-3-07
Clem: Yew ready fer Christmas, cuz?
Lem: Yup!
Clem: Oh, rilly? Whut yew done to prepare?
Lem: Booked a night in a manger.
Clem: In a manger?
Lem: Yup. Sally Jo wantered to go to a birfin’ cinter, but Ah said no way! Whut’s good enough for Jesus’s momma is good enough for her.
Clem: Whut if Sally Jo don’t have the baby by Christmas naht?
Lem: Then we’ll jest go back to the shed behind Aunt Larry’s.
Clem: It’s kinder manger-y anyway.
Lem: Hadn’t thought-a that. Yore right!
Clem: Mmm hmm.
Lem: Wonder if Ah kin git my manger deposit back.
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