Thot4ThDay 12-27-06

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Clem: Whatchoo doin’ New Year’s ol’ son?

Lem: Shoot, Ah’m stayin’ ee-yin.

Clem: Why for?

Lem: Cuz New Year’s is amatoor naht.

Clem: Whatchoo mean?

Lem: Wail, so many people, she’s the ony naht of the year -

Clem: They go out an’ git dronk.

Lem: Oh, yeah. Ah giss that too. Han’t thotter that.

Clem: Whut wuz yew gonna say?

Lem: ‘S ony naht of the year they thow dyneemite in the lake.

Clem: Oh.

Lem: They all, “Ooowee! Lookit it splash! Lookit all ‘em dead faish!” Lahk she’s some kinda game!

Clem: Mmm hmm.

Lem: Amatoors!

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