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Thot4ThDay 8-6-06
Clem: Hey, ol’ son, d’yew know why did ol’ Micah Jatson bought the little boy a ahce creamed cone?
Lem: Micah which?
Clem: Micah Jatson, that sanger whut lahks little boys.
Lem: Wail, Ah don’ know who that is, but she seems lahk yew done answered yore own question, there, cuz.
Clem: Beg pard?
Lem: Yew jes’ said he lahks the little boys.
Clem: Yassir.
Lem: Wail, that mus’ be why he buyed the one a ahce creamed cone.
Clem: Yew thank?
Lem: Yew done said yoreself he lahks ‘em. Ain’t yew never bought no ahce creamed cone for sommun yew lahk?
Clem: Not no little boy.
Lem: Wail, yew ain’t no sanger now either, is yew?
Clem: Hmmm.
Lem: Thank about ‘er.
Clem: Wail…
Lem: Ah cain’t help her yew ain’t got yer facts raht.
Clem: All ah knowed is Ah’m sorry now I axed.
Lem: Cheer up, cuz. Ah’ll buy yew ah ahce creamed cone.
Clem: Vernella?
Lem: Shore, she kin come, too.
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