Thot4ThDay 9-24-06
Clem: Whut’re yew doin’ t’naht, ol son?
Lem: Nuth’n.
Clem: Good. Thin yew won’t mind comin’ over to hep me wax mah banty rooster, will ye?
Lem: (curses under his breath) Uh...
Clem: Ain’t that raht?
Lem: Oh, ah’m sorry. Whut did yew ax me agin?
Clem: Ah say, Whut’re yew doin’ t’naht.
Lem: Oh, whut am Ah doin’ t’naht!
Clem: Whut you thought Ah said?
Lem: Ah thought you axed me where am Ah goin’ t’naht.
Clem: Oh. So, thin I gyiss yew ain’t goin’ nowhar t’naht?
Lem: Nope, thass raht.
Clem: N’ are yew doin’ ennythin’?
Lem: T’naht?
Clem: Yiss.
Lem: Um, no.
Clem: Good. Thin yew won’t mind comin’ over to hep me wax mah banty rooster.
Lem: (Urrgh!)
Clem: Raht?
Lem: (thinking to self) Ah hate mahsef.
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