Thot4ThDay 9-24-06

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Clem: Whut’re yew doin’ t’naht, ol son?

Lem: Nuth’n.

Clem: Good. Thin yew won’t mind comin’ over to hep me wax mah banty rooster, will ye?

Lem: (curses under his breath) Uh...

Clem: Ain’t that raht?

Lem: Oh, ah’m sorry. Whut did yew ax me agin?

Clem: Ah say, Whut’re yew doin’ t’naht.

Lem: Oh, whut am Ah doin’ t’naht!

Clem: Whut you thought Ah said?

Lem: Ah thought you axed me where am Ah goin’ t’naht.

Clem: Oh. So, thin I gyiss yew ain’t goin’ nowhar t’naht?

Lem: Nope, thass raht.

Clem: N’ are yew doin’ ennythin’?

Lem: T’naht?

Clem: Yiss.

Lem: Um, no.

Clem: Good. Thin yew won’t mind comin’ over to hep me wax mah banty rooster.

Lem: (Urrgh!)

Clem: Raht?

Lem: (thinking to self) Ah hate mahsef.

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