Wednesday 6-27-07

DEAFEAR, WI—Doctors here have successfully detached the non-siamese twins who were mistakenly attached during a dual circumcision mishap last week.

“The Murtaugh twins, Caleb and Alex, are doing well and are expected to make a full recovery,” said Claire DeMontrond, a spokesperson for Deafear Mission of Mercy Hospital. DeMontrond declined to answer questions, leaving the circumstances around the accidental attachment a mystery. “Here at Deafear Mission of Mercy, we’re moving on,” she said.

The parents of Caleb and Alex seemed thrilled to have two separate sons again. “They said there wouldn’t be no scarring,” father Greg Murtaugh told Filler’s. “That’s what worried me most, because, you know, it won’t be too many years before they have gym class.”

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